Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Monkey Tuesday: How Many Bananas Can You Shove in Your Mouth?



Orangutans lead all primates with ten.  Come on, Homo sapiens!

Via Neatorama.

34 comments:

Hugh Akston said...

It was kind of you not to mention that you got this picture from Pham.

Pro Libertate said...

I edited out the shower scene.

the innominate one said...

One supposes that Pham might show up here to defend himself, except that he slipped on a banana while showering (or "showering") and hit his head.

Pham Nuwen said...

That there is an orangutang. It's a member of the great ape family. It's not a "monkey". And it was posted on Monkey Tuesday. I was appalled. But I withdrew to allow you people to retain some measure of dignity and honor with my absence. I see I have failed.

Stevo Darkly said...

Is there any chance of seeing, oh I don't know, Denise Richards or Carmen Electra doing this?

Pham Nuwen said...

Would porn star body doubles work for you Stevo?

Pro Libertate said...

Stevo,

That's BP's gig. Or the Urkobold's.

Naga,

Let's not get all hyper-technical now. They're all monkeys. We're monkeys. Are we not officially known as "The Monkey-Boys of Sol System" in the galactic registry?

Pham Nuwen said...

Pretty sure it says "Primitive Primates of the Sol System". I could be wrong. Haven't taken a look at the registry in quite some time.

Pro Libertate said...

No, we got promoted to Monkey-Boys because of our excellent dancing skills.

Hugh Akston said...

Somebody get the poking broom. Stevo's stuck in the 90s again.

Pham Nuwen said...

I thought as a lawyer you deal with paperwork on a daily basis.

It clearly states in section 4 of paragraph 8 on page 21835 that "We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine."

I believe this is why we are referred to as "Primitive Primates" in the galactic registry since our dancing skills leave much to be desired. Unlike the dancing skills of our noble monkey brethren.

the innominate one said...

Can you get Bree Olson to do this?

*repairs to bunk in anticipation*

Pro Libertate said...

Monkey Boys. That's our official designation. Didn't you watch 2001?

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