“When I was a boy in Hannibal, Missouri, my comrades and I had but one goal: the destruction of the vile pestilence known as man. . .and to be a steam boatman.”
I saw Holbrook's act years ago, but it never occurred to me that two great things like Planet of the Apes and Mark Twain could be combined. This is so awesome and justifies the Internet's existence once and for all.
Via Topless Robot.