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| Why yes, yes I do. If that counts having women do it for me. |
FOOLS! STAGING CONTINUAL DEBATES THAT ANSWER NO IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, THAT DO NOTHING TO GAGE A CANDIDATE'S COMPETENCE FOR OFFICE, AND THAT INVOLVE ANSWERS THAT ARE NOTHING MORE THAN BORING SOUNDBITES IS POINTLESS. IS THIS ANY WAY TO DETERMINE WHO SHOULD OCCUPY THE SECOND MOST POWERFUL OFFICE IN THE WORLD? OF COURSE NOT.
THE URKOBOLD, BORED TO A NEARLY COMA-LIKE STATE BY THE AMERICAN POLITICAL PROCESS, HAS A SOLUTION. INSTEAD OF DEBATES MODERATED BY MORONS, INVOLVING SOFTBALL QUESTIONS AND BORING, CANNED RESPONSES, THE URKOBOLD SUGGESTS REPLACING THE WHOLE PROCESS WITH THIS:
THE URKOBOLD, FEELING GENEROUS, WILL ALSO TELL YOU HOW TO VOTE: VOTE AGAINST THE CANDIDATE WHO ANSWERS ANYTHING BUT "YES."
THE URKOBOLD, BORED TO A NEARLY COMA-LIKE STATE BY THE AMERICAN POLITICAL PROCESS, HAS A SOLUTION. INSTEAD OF DEBATES MODERATED BY MORONS, INVOLVING SOFTBALL QUESTIONS AND BORING, CANNED RESPONSES, THE URKOBOLD SUGGESTS REPLACING THE WHOLE PROCESS WITH THIS:
INVITE ALL CANDIDATES TO A TELEVISED EVENT, WHERE THEY ALL FACE THE CAMERA AND ANSWER THIS ONE QUESTION: DO YOU MASTURBATE?THIS FORMAT MAKES MORE SENSE, BECAUSE WHY ELSE DO THEY CALL IT A DE-BATE?
THE URKOBOLD, FEELING GENEROUS, WILL ALSO TELL YOU HOW TO VOTE: VOTE AGAINST THE CANDIDATE WHO ANSWERS ANYTHING BUT "YES."
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