From Urkobold Industries, Inc. comes the latest in holiday products: The Tebowbaum™. Merging the wonderful holiday of Christmas with the living miracle that is Tim Tebow, we replace the environmentally incorrect Christmas tree (a remnant of pernicious Nazi influence!*) with a cardboard cutout of His Tebowness made out of 100% recycled materials and painted with the tears of his detractors:
|Image provided by BakedPenguin and his vast staff at the Art Department|
Already outselling the "traditional" Christmas tree this year, the Tebowbaum™ is a natural--full of great American virtues like hard work, faith, and football--and fun to decorate, too! Available in a variety of styles, including Tebowing Tebow, Gator Tebow, Team-Neutral Tebow, as well as Virgin Miracle Tebow.
|He's still a virgin? It's a miracle!|
Get one today!
|Pictured: Adolf Hitler endorsing the first Christmas tree, based on Nazi paganism and racial theory--not Christian! Nazi!|