Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Breaking News: Fucking Steamroller Fucking Steamrolled!

Later, loser.  Fired.  Again.  Not clear at this time whether his dismissal was related to his use of call girls.

Naturally, his next move will be to run for political office.  I understand there's an opening in the House for a New York representative.

13 comments:

SugarFree said...

He might get the Wiener Seat! Tee-hee!

Pro Libertate said...

You said wiener!

Otto said...

Well, Murdoch is probably looking for journalists with integrity right now...

joe from Lowell said...

It eludes me how anyone can still have strong feelings about Eliot Spitzer this many years after the fact.

Pro Libertate said...

He's a fucking steamroller in my mind, joe.

joe from Lowell said...

Clearly.

But does he cut like a fucking hammer?

Pro Libertate said...

I don't know, but I will say this: If Client #9 and Ashley Dupré publish a book together called Fucking Steamroller, I'll buy a copy.

Warty said...

It's joe! Fuck you, joe.

VikingMoose said...

maybe cuz of his name?

"you're gonna name the kid, 'Eliot'? Give him a name. a REAL name. Like 'Nick'. Nick's your buddy. Nick's your boy. Kind of guy you can drink beer with..."

Pro Libertate said...

Yeah, I mean, who hasn't beaten up a kid named Eliot?

joe from Lowell said...

I don't suppose you remember the haiku I wrote about Ms. Dupree?

I'd be like look dude
Do you really want the sex
You know what I mean


...

See, Warty, now I can understand having strong feelings about me this many years after the fact...

Pro Libertate said...

Presidential hopes.
A fucking steamroller.
Client Number 9.

joe from Lowell said...

Warty said...
It's joe! Fuck you, joe.

July 7, 2011 1:58 PM

I just wanted to let everyone reading this know that the same day this lovely little comment appeared here, someone started posting vulgar sock-puppeted comments under my name on a blog I frequent, including this one:

"joe from Lowell says:
July 8, 2011 at 6:46 pm
LEAVE BARRACK ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE! Im not Normy, joe, Im an old nemesis from your Hit & Run days. You know, the blog you left two months after Obama was inaugurated because you couldn’t just sack up and defend the idiot you shilled for. Weigel leaving the same time as you was a bonus. Remember when you kept saying the surge in Iraq was a failure too? Or when you ranted about how Rev. Wright was just misunderstood (until Obama threw him under the bus, anyway)?

Fucking Democrat shill."

I haven't posted under the name "joe" since I stopped reading Hit & Run.