Sulu Friday: George Tells Parents to Make Their Kids Join a Gang

Sulu Friday (Shatner Substitution Version): The Shat Finds an FCC Loophole?

Via BuzzFeed.

Note to Urkobold Readers: We're Not Dead!

Due to the lack of recent articles by anyone not named Pro Libertate, there have been certain rumors to the effect that we were killed by The Urkobold™. Nothing could be not quite the truth. The fact is, myself, highnumber, & Viking Moose have all been placed on "mandatory unpaid sabbatical" due to the economy, and Pro Libertate was "requested" to provide several times the number of articles he usually writes to make up for our absence. Highnumber, Moose, & myself should return soon with the sorts of articles you have come to know and tolerate.

The Urkobold™ thanks you for your patience and wants to know why the payments are late.

Sincerely,

Baked Penguin

Great Moments in Football: Randall Cunningham's Punt

Monkey Tuesday: Disturbing Monkey Images

Image via i am bored.

Monkey Tuesday: Monkeys Gone Wild!

Monkey Tuesday: The Grapes of Wrathful Monkeys

So You Want to Get a PhD in the Humanities

Another Xtranormal-platform video on education and career choices--via Neatorama.

Take it to Hyperspeed, Chewie!

Via Unreality Magazine.

Monday's Soup du Jour

Via The Chive.