Today's Feature is Penned By Guest
Monkey Penner, Mr. Monkey.
It is an interview with himself.
hier(credit, etc)
Mr. Monkey as Reporter: Mr. Monkey. May I call you Bill?
Mr. Monkey as Respondent: Why would you want to do that?
MMaR: Because I think it would add that certain something!
MMaR: I still am puzzled as to why you would do that. You know my name
MMaR: Not really. You might have changed it.
MMaR: When would I have done that? That's absurd!
MMaR: Not at all. Remember that time when you were at the bar with that girl, and you said that you were a male nurse who managed specimen jar routing from 3 down to PATH on 2?
MMaR: *chuckling* oh, yeah. that was a good one.
MMaR: And what about that other episode where you had that stuff, and you twaddlenocked your way on the bus, when those two people mixed it up, and you scared them off?
MMaR: *chuckling* oh, yeah. that was a good one.
MMaR: Even then, if we could call you Bill, we could wrap you in cling wrap, take you to restaurants, and say they could put Things on our Bill!
MMaR: *chuckling* oh, yeah. that would be a good one.
MMaR: Well we're out of time today. I'd like to thank our guest for a very interesting interview!
MMaR: *chuckling* oh, yeah. that was a good one.
MMaR: Until the next time, then! Signing off!