Today the Vatican admitted to the world than nuns--women who have purportedly walked away from worldly things to seek a life of service and devotion to God--are, in fact, a secret military arm of the Church. And always have been.
Don't believe us--or, more importantly, the Pope himself? Here's some photographic evidence:
|Nun special forces training|
|Nun counterinsurgency forces in Afghanistan|
|Nun flamethrower squad fighting Nazis in WWII|
|Nuns in basic training|
|Nun torturing/forgiving captive with Holy Waterboarding|
|One of the Vatican's manned (or nunned) ICBMs|
* Images from the Vatican via Holy Taco.