Thursday, October 7, 2010

Vatican Makes Shocking Revelation

Today the Vatican admitted to the world than nuns--women who have purportedly walked away from worldly things to seek a life of service and devotion to God--are, in fact, a secret military arm of the Church.  And always have been.  

Don't believe us--or, more importantly, the Pope himself?  Here's some photographic evidence:
Nun special forces training
Nun counterinsurgency forces in Afghanistan


Nun flamethrower squad fighting Nazis in WWII
Nuns in basic training
Nun torturing/forgiving captive with Holy Waterboarding
One of the Vatican's manned (or nunned) ICBMs


* Images from the Vatican via Holy Taco.

4 comments:

VM said...

(great tags!)

and don't forget about their secret police, detailed in the documentary, "Hudson Hawk"

Pro Libertate said...

It's weird. I saw that movie, but I can't remember anything about it.

the innominate one said...

You know what else is weird? I haven't seen that movie, and I can't remember anything about it.

Secret Vatican priest strike force was a part of Tom Robbins' Another Roadside Attraction.

Pro Libertate said...

Isn't there some secret Vatican agency in that stupid Duh Vinci Code?