Today the Vatican admitted to the world than nuns--women who have purportedly walked away from worldly things to seek a life of service and devotion to God--are, in fact, a secret military arm of the Church. And always have been.
Don't believe us--or, more importantly, the Pope himself? Here's some photographic evidence:
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| Nun special forces training |
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| Nun counterinsurgency forces in Afghanistan |
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| Nun flamethrower squad fighting Nazis in WWII |
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| Nuns in basic training |
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| Nun torturing/forgiving captive with Holy Waterboarding |
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| One of the Vatican's manned (or nunned) ICBMs |
4 comments:
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and don't forget about their secret police, detailed in the documentary, "Hudson Hawk"
It's weird. I saw that movie, but I can't remember anything about it.
You know what else is weird? I haven't seen that movie, and I can't remember anything about it.
Secret Vatican priest strike force was a part of Tom Robbins' Another Roadside Attraction.
Isn't there some secret Vatican agency in that stupid Duh Vinci Code?
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