No, gentle readers, we're not talking about the kind of stimulation that you get looking at Kim Kardashian's ass - we're talking about stimulating the economy with Paul Krugman! Frequently quoted as saying that the Obama stimulus didn't go far enough, Krugman's new plan is to make us all trillionaires!
Yes, the Krugster plans on giving out $100 trillion to every American. "It worked great in Zimbabwe! There's a country that doesn't listen to racist critics, but goes ahead with macroeconomic enhancement." Krugman was alleged as saying some time or another. "The twin blades of monetary policy and price and wage controls will soon have us spending our way to prosperity!"
Krugman appeared on some show or another, holding samples of the Zimbabwean $100 trillion dollar bills "to be used as a model" for our own growth. Go get 'em, tiger!
And to you, gentle readers, since you've been so good to read through this post, here's a bonus picture of Kim Kardashian's ass: