During the Michaelgasm™ of the last two weeks, there has been much discussion about the circumstances of the King of Pop's death, the condition of his estate, the fate of "his" children, etc. But little attention has been given to Michael's Best Friend Ever™--Bubbles the Chimp. Where is he? Why wasn't he at the funeral? Why was he left out of MJ's will?
Fortunately, some remnants of the once great American press live on today at The St. Petersburg Times, which investigated the whereabouts of Bubbles and made a shocking discovery: Bubbles is in monkey jail! Not only do his captors refuse to free the self-proclaimed King of Apes™; they also refuse to even tell Bubbles about the fate of his close, but officially platonic, friend.Free Bubbles!
