Thursday, August 13, 2009

Today, President Obama Settles All Family Business


***Update***

Here he is strangling Stephen Hawking! Dear God, what is this? Has presidential hubris really reached such heights that a president can assault anyone willy-nilly, even prominent scientists?

***Upperdate***

A slightly different analysis:

16 comments:

VM said...

he's protecting us against an evil fiziks type!

Pro Libertate said...

Well, yes, I'll give him that. But why Poitier and the Indian chief? I don't think they were physicists.

Or were they?

Taktix® said...

He's doing it all wrong!

One should position the Garrote so that you are pulling downward, so as to maximize the leverage against the jugular arteries.

He'd know that were he a native 'Merican...

Pro Libertate said...

Like with most things, Obama is strictly an amateur. Should've had Luca handle these removals.

the innominate one said...

He would have had Luca do it, were Luca not sleeping.

Pro Libertate said...

Oh, right. That fishes thing. Luca likes to sleep at the aquarium.

the innominate one said...

exactly. so people won't be able to find him and disturb his nap.

Pro Libertate said...

Although I deplore the violence, it's mildly impressive that Obama performs his own hits. While I think that's foolish come plausible deniability time, it's nice that he does his own dirty work.

Solanum said...

He would have had Luca do it, were Luca not sleeping.

On the second floor? Oh, wait.

Pro Libertate said...

Luca's not available, anyway. He's practicing his speech to Don Obama.

Naga Sadow said...

I feel safer knowing that one less indian is after my scalp. Sweet!

Arrt-P.O.G. said...

At least he seems to be saying comforting words to Prof Hawking as he kills him.

Art-P.O.G. said...

That last commenter was an impostor. I never would've misspelled my own handle.

Pro Libertate said...

I'll bet Hawking used his physicistical powers to defend himself.

BakedPenguin said...

Just say you thought it was talk like a pirate day, Arrrrrrt.

Pro Libertate said...

I wonder if Obama will handle the euthanasia required under the healthcare reform bill personally?