During the Michaelgasm™ of the last two weeks, there has been much discussion about the circumstances of the King of Pop's death, the condition of his estate, the fate of "his" children, etc. But little attention has been given to Michael's Best Friend Ever™--Bubbles the Chimp. Where is he? Why wasn't he at the funeral? Why was he left out of MJ's will?
Fortunately, some remnants of the once great American press live on today at The St. Petersburg Times, which investigated the whereabouts of Bubbles and made a shocking discovery: Bubbles is in monkey jail! Not only do his captors refuse to free the self-proclaimed King of Apes™; they also refuse to even tell Bubbles about the fate of his close, but officially platonic, friend.Free Bubbles!
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Hello? Anyone here?
Guess everyone is at the Jacko Funeral Extravaganza™.
It only takes one xanax-tripping monkey chewing off a woman's face to give the rest a bad name. The Taintsville chapter of the MCLU needs to look into this travesty of justice.
Strange that Bubbles should end up living a mere hundred miles from Taintsville. . .and the Urkobold. This can't be a coincidence.
Say, is there a Monkeys Civil Liberties Union? I was rather suspecting that there wasn't, seeing how monkeys seem to get mistreated all of the time.
seeing how monkeys seem to get mistreated all of the time.
Not to mention the negative monkey sterotypes portrayed in Hollywood for the last 80 years, e.g. King Kong, 28 Days Later, Congo, etc.
I'm afraid this recent rash of monkey-on-human violence might be the opening salvo in the coming simian wars.
I used the Michael, Bubbles, & pet dog pic and the girl on dog pic for a quiz in my class this week.
Really? What was the question?
The students were asked to name the phylum and subphylum of the specimens pictured, as well as the four defining characteristics of the phylum.
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