Thursday, February 12, 2009

Stimulus? That's Not a Stimulus. This is a Stimulus!

****NOT SAFE FOR WORK EXCEPT FOR THOSE IN THE PORN INDUSTRY OR IN OTHER PROFESSIONS INVOLVING NAKED WOMEN.****
ORIGINALLY BROADCAST AS A COMMERCIAL FOR A SIEMENS WASHING MACHINE, BUT PERFECTLY SUITABLE AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO THE PROPOSED STIMULUS PACKAGE. IT CERTAINLY STIMULATES THE URKOBOLD'S ECONOMY!

14 comments:

Pro Libertate said...

What is this, sex day at Urkobold?

It's amazing that any heterosexual women read this blog. In fact, maybe the only ones that do work here, come to think of it. Unless Karen remains with us, quietly.

Naga Sadow said...

I don't know what they are selling but it MUST be worth it.

VikingMoose said...

those kookie danes...

Pro Libertate said...

Looking around on Google, it looks like the Urkobold speaks truthfully--it's a German ad for a washing machine.

Pro Libertate said...

Is it Danish? I didn't pay enough attention. It was mostly music, not words.

the innominate one said...

I'll be in my bunk.

cuernimus said...

Thank you for this; it has answered one of the questions that has haunted me for many a year: whether fake tits flatten when sky diving. Though the question of whether it would chaff the nipples is still left unanswered, perhaps another day and another European washing machine ad.

VikingMoose said...

the words onscreen are danish (maybe norwegian)...

Jayne Cobb said...

I'll be in my washing machine.

Pro Libertate said...

VM,

German manufacturer, Danish audience. The best of both worlds!

Naga Sadow said...

There is something wonderful about multiculturalism.

*wipes tear of joy from face*

Pro Libertate said...

Strange that we don't see such commercials here.

Nick M. said...

Hmmm, a semen washing machine. This seems like it could very, very useful.

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