A Man, A Tan, A Governor, Panama (City)

Over at Hit & Run, famed left-wing apologist and HTML-challenged joe noted that with his bright white hair and Hamilton-aspiring tan, Florida governor Charlie Crist. . .well, let me quote joe in full: "Crist's hair is so gleaming white that his tan makes him look like a photo negative."

Sensing the truth of this assertion, Urkobold's crack team of Photoshoppers have gone where no Photoshopper has gone before and have inverted the governor! Observe:
Dear God, it's the Anti-Crist! Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Word of the Day: Sargasm

sar · gasm

–noun
1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sarcastic excitation, usually resulting from stimulation of the sarcastic centers of the brain and usually accompanied in the male by ejaculation.

Man experiencing sargasm. For science.

Monkey Tuesday: Gorilla Utopian Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune Discovered

Back away from the Gorilla Utopia, Monkey Boy

In a surprising development, researchers have uncovered a heretofore hidden enclave of gorillas, apparently being bred to challenge Homo sapiens for world domination. An estimated 125,000 eugenically enhanced Übergorillas are currently living in this self-styled "Island of Dr. Koko", waiting, watching, judging.

When asked about the use of her name in association with this gorilla Shangri-La, Koko the Talking Gorilla denied any involvement and stressed her undying love and devotion to her human masters: "Koko loves nipple [Ed.: Koko's term for people]. Koko-love eat. . .sip. Toilet flush nipple good."

Death to the human infidel!

Monkey Tuesday: The Importance of Heeding Medical Advice

My wife sings this song to my daughter, thus introducing her to the world of monkeys. It's oddly compelling.

Whatchoo Been Listenin' to Whenever

I've been listening to the Baseball Project. Somebody needs to put together a video for "Ted Fucking Williams" right now.

The Damned:
Smash It Up/I Just Can't Be Happy Today
Love Song

And, of course, you do know there's a new Paul Weller album, right? The first double album of his thirty-plus year career. Hearkens back to the Style Council more than anything else he's done.
Echoes Round the Sun

Have You Made Up your Mind?

Bonus Weller! With Special Guest!

EDIT: Tonight, lots of thunder. Lots. Zod awful amount of thunder. Hail, I think, too. While hiding in my basement.