Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Item: 80s Toy Seen as Governor

80s Toy Seen as Governor

Dateline: Ravenswood Neighborhood, Chicago/ Springfield

Sources close to the Roving Reporter have uncovered this amazing story involving the governor of Illinois, the Prairie State.

"Residents of the 21st state were shocked to learn that the character Monchichi was the chief executive of the state"

"The sheer balls to hide out in the open like that is unprecedented! We should have realized from his campaign ad last election"

Analysts have immediately frozen Monchichi's account, causing Mrs. Monchichi to say, "F*** them! Those motherf******. ****! ****!!!! ****!!!! ****ing **** ****ity **** **** ****".

This caused the poor monchichi to be cross

Stay tuned. There is a rumor that Governor Monchichi has been shacking up with a Cabbage Patch Doll for many years, now.

credits. and up yours, Blago.