Pushing the Censor idea again, huh? I DEMNAD an appointment to the censor office. I've been watching Beverly Hills Ninja and I think I'm up to the task. Grasshopper out!
I think Obama could use a censor. Perhaps you should simply go to the White House, toga-clad, and declare yourself to be. . .The Censor!
You really think that's a good idea, Pro Lib? His secret service detail looks a lot meaner than Clinton's and Bush's.
Naga,The Censor has tribunician powers, including sacrosanctitas (personal inviolability). Just be sure to declare yourself BEFORE they start beating you.
Hmmmm . . . well okay. *walks away muttering "did he say before the beating or after?"*Tribunician? I'm gonna have to reread Livy and catch up.
Sorry naga, I claimed that title months ago. Should you continue to challenge me, you will feel my wrath through my flagrum.
Hey, I never said that there could only be one Censor. After all, the more Censors there are, the more they can kick politicians out of office. Shoot, maybe we should have a blackball system, where any citizen of voting age can kick out any politician for any reason.Besides, if we can revive toga wearing, we'll have more fun. Especially come Saturnalia.
A bit drunk but . . . Nick M. I would gleefully pass this post on to you but I suspect my dagger would end up in your back. My defense? "He kept running into my dagger over and over again! What was I to do but stab him with my dagger. In self defense, of course."And stop telling lies Pro Lib! There can be only one!
No, no, multiple Censors are fine. Tell you what--why don't you split your duties? You can censor Obama and his administration, Nick M. can censor Congress.
I can handle splitting duties. Hell, we'll probably need a third for the Supreme Court. But, if naga gets to carry a knife as well as a flagrum, I get to drive an Abrams.
Abrams? No. Chariot? Oh, yeah.
weigel had an interesting article from dec 2006...
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