Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Word of the Day: Sargasm

sar · gasm
noun
1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sarcastic excitation, usually resulting from stimulation of the sarcastic centers of the brain and usually accompanied in the male by ejaculation.
Man experiencing sargasm. For science.

16 comments:

smacky said...

I'm multi-sargasmic.

Pro Libertate said...

That must make you lots of fun on dates.

Urkobold said...

ARE FEMALE SARGASMS DIFFERENT FROM MALE ONES?

smacky said...

I don't know. We'll have to find a hermaphrodite and ask...er..."them"?

Urkobold said...

THE URKOBOLD FEELS THE SARGASM FLOWING THROUGH HIM. SHUDDER.

VIKING MINION! COME CLEAN UP THIS MESS!

VikingMoose said...

can I use a mop this time?

David Woycechowsky said...

Urkieeee!!!

David Woycechowsky said...

Urkieeee!!!

Caveman Lawyer said...

This article gave me a sargasm.

http://tv.yahoo.com/extreme-makeover-home-edition/show/36736/news/urn:newsml:tv.ap.org:20080728:tv_extreme_makeover_foreclosure

Holy crap that link is huge... It's almost a long as the whole article.

Pro Libertate said...

Hey! I just noticed that in the two previous postings, a bunch of comments got deleted. What gives?

Caveman Lawyer said...

It's a dark conspiracy of the Interweb Gnomes. They saw some posts on a blog run by a conspiracy theorist who had posted incontrovertible evidence of the Gnomes iron grip on the interweb. So they used their advanced technology to destroy his site but as a side effect many posts were lost on hundreds of blogs. The Gnomes move with speed and power but little elegance.

VikingMoose said...

ProGlib - I noticed some shenanigans with a few of my postings a few months ago, I guess... I blame Mr. Steven Crane.

Pro Libertate said...

Damned meddling monkey must pay!

smacky said...

Mr. Steven Crane has apparently appointed himself Director of Low Morale. In his newly self-appointed position, he will delete comments arbitrarily and summarily at his whim, thereby destroying any faint, lingering interest our readers may have had in bothering to comment here at all, withering these inchoate comments on the vine, like so many defenseless taints.

Pro Libertate said...

It's really annoying. I wonder if it's a flaw in Blogger?

Ken Shultz said...

Thanks for the sargasm definition, I'd been wondering.

Of course this opens up a whole new question of what female sarjaculant really consists of.