–noun
1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sarcastic excitation, usually resulting from stimulation of the sarcastic centers of the brain and usually accompanied in the male by ejaculation.
Man experiencing sargasm. For science.
16 comments:
I'm multi-sargasmic.
That must make you lots of fun on dates.
ARE FEMALE SARGASMS DIFFERENT FROM MALE ONES?
I don't know. We'll have to find a hermaphrodite and ask...er..."them"?
THE URKOBOLD FEELS THE SARGASM FLOWING THROUGH HIM. SHUDDER.
VIKING MINION! COME CLEAN UP THIS MESS!
can I use a mop this time?
Urkieeee!!!
Urkieeee!!!
This article gave me a sargasm.
http://tv.yahoo.com/extreme-makeover-home-edition/show/36736/news/urn:newsml:tv.ap.org:20080728:tv_extreme_makeover_foreclosure
Holy crap that link is huge... It's almost a long as the whole article.
Hey! I just noticed that in the two previous postings, a bunch of comments got deleted. What gives?
It's a dark conspiracy of the Interweb Gnomes. They saw some posts on a blog run by a conspiracy theorist who had posted incontrovertible evidence of the Gnomes iron grip on the interweb. So they used their advanced technology to destroy his site but as a side effect many posts were lost on hundreds of blogs. The Gnomes move with speed and power but little elegance.
ProGlib - I noticed some shenanigans with a few of my postings a few months ago, I guess... I blame Mr. Steven Crane.
Damned meddling monkey must pay!
Mr. Steven Crane has apparently appointed himself Director of Low Morale. In his newly self-appointed position, he will delete comments arbitrarily and summarily at his whim, thereby destroying any faint, lingering interest our readers may have had in bothering to comment here at all, withering these inchoate comments on the vine, like so many defenseless taints.
It's really annoying. I wonder if it's a flaw in Blogger?
Thanks for the sargasm definition, I'd been wondering.
Of course this opens up a whole new question of what female sarjaculant really consists of.
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