Friday, August 8, 2008

A Man, A Tan, A Governor, Panama (City)

Over at Hit & Run, famed left-wing apologist and HTML-challenged joe noted that with his bright white hair and Hamilton-aspiring tan, Florida governor Charlie Crist. . .well, let me quote joe in full: "Crist's hair is so gleaming white that his tan makes him look like a photo negative."

Sensing the truth of this assertion, Urkobold's crack team of Photoshoppers have gone where no Photoshopper has gone before and have inverted the governor! Observe:
Dear God, it's the Anti-Crist! Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

12 comments:

the innominate one said...

nicely done

Pro Libertate said...

I especially liked the Anti-Crist inspiration I had as typing. Heck, we could make millions selling this as a T-shirt in Florida under the words, "The Anti-Crist". Or nationally, if McCain taps him for VP. At last, my retirement is in sight.

I couldn't have achieved my wealth without the negation of the Crist. Thanks.

the innominate one said...

or, perhaps, his self-abnegation

VikingMoose said...

ProGlib - loved your George Hamilton comment!

now, since Roger Moore was mistaken for George in Cannonball, does that mean...

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?????

Pro Libertate said...

It means that Roger Moore is an acceptable substitute for George Hamilton. And vice versa. A casting director's dream.

the innominate one said...

I smell a buddy movie based on mistaken identity of an American on a world-tour of tanning beaches for a world-class undercover counter-terrorist agent. Kind of like that Richard Greico vehicle, but using actors with class and talent.

Pro Libertate said...

The working name of the flick is Fine Corinthian Leather.

the innominate one said...

and in the end George Hamilton's character, Charlie Crist's character and Ricardo Montalban's character turn out to be identical triplets who were separated at birth.

I love the smell of fine Corinthian leather in the morning...it smells like...VICTORY!

Pro Libertate said...

This may be the greatest movie ever filmed, with the first three-way tie for Best Actor.

George Takei said...

Mmmm, Best Actor 3-Way.

Pro Libertate said...

Nice try, George. Your true nature has been revealed.

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