I feel sorry for Spock's head.
Best wishes on your birthday, George. I thoroughly enjoyed working with you on The Green Berets--you're the best gook I know.Thanks for not telling everyone that I'm secretly a bull dyke, too.
Yes, many happy returns.Say, how come Sulu got his own ship, while Chekov got a worm stuck in his ear? My agent sucks.
Happy Birthday, George, sugar! Give me a call if you ever feel the need to walk on the other wild side! We can dress up in those outfits from "Mirror, Mirror." With a few adjustments, anyway.
George, warmest regards on your 71st birthday. Enjoyed our time together on that episode of Mission: Impossible you worked on. Do you really think I would've made a sexier Spock than Nimoy?
Happy birthday, buddy! We've been friends since that Baa, Baa Blacksheep show way back when. Hard to believe how old you've gotten (ha, ha).Can't believe you're a fag--I nearly kicked the shit out of a guy who told me that once. You could've clued me in, George. I almost went to jail for that one.
Happy Birthday. Thank you for setting phase on stun
Happy birthday, George! I remember a caller telling me that your birthday is the same day as Carmen Electra's. She is so hot. I'd like to do her doggy style. I think a girl has to have lot of balls getting into that position, because if she's worried about how her ass looks, that's the worst position to be in. I can't last more than thirty seconds in that position. I love doing a chick that way.Sorry, George, you're not interested in this kind of talk, I know, I know.Gary! Buy my friend George some sort of appropriate gift!
Best wishes. When we worked together, you made me feel like a natural woman. I've always wanted to tell you that."Mr. Kyle"
Sulu, birthday, kiss, kiss, toilet. Koko give apple. Hug kitten.
Felicitations on the anniversary of your birth experience, my fellow traveler through time and space. No, no need to kneel before Zod. Er, please, just accept my most vertical and heterosexual congratulations.
YEAAAAHHHH! AND YOU WERE A KICKASS MINISTER AT MY BUDDY DR. CHRIS TURK'S WEDDING!!!!!!*FLEX FLEX FLEX*
Man, I remember that time we did those two stewardesses, right up in first class. That was great.Wait a second, wrong thread. I thought this was the Don Mattingly birthday thread.
Mein Gott! Es ist mein Geburtstag zu!Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag, George!
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