Monday, December 3, 2007

Uh, VM, Would You Like to Talk About Anything?

A shuddering, shellshocked reporter shunting off to get shellacked shent me thish.
I'm shorry . I'm jusht sho shocked that I, I can't shtop typing like I have a shpeech impediment.This is a desperate cry for help.
Viking Moose was suddenly unavailable for comment, though his voicemail said, "Go 'way! Batin'!"
More gory details here.

8 comments:

Nick M. said...

I think that needs the tags:

"I looked at the trap Ray" &
"The goggles, they do nothing"

highnumber said...

This post called out for almost every tag we have ever used. It was tough to choose.

jimmydageek said...

The Noam blowup doll must be soooo jealous!

Ken Shultz said...

That photo of the moose and the buffalo, it gives a whole new meaning to the term "statutory rape".

VikingMoose said...

hrumpg.

the hardest part was explainin' to Mrs. Moose!!

highnumber said...

That's not what the bison said!

VikingMoose said...

Sadly enough, there was no ground bison at Whole Foods last night. Or was it sad?

bohahahahahaha!

mediageek said...

I had no idea the Real Doll people had expanded into life size bison for the cross-species set.