Monkey Tuesday EXCLUSIVE: Interview with EDWEIRDOO!!!!

In keeping with the tradition of the URKOBOLD Interview, we tried sitting down with EDWEIRDOOOO to gain an understanding of the man, the tailpipe (see below), and a most excellent troll.

We met up with EDWEIRDOOO at his favorite restaurant for a good meal.



Conversation began and was pleasant enough. At this stage, it was off the record, as the goal was to get EDWEIRDOOO relaxed enough to reveal his evil, comic genius.

However, as soon as the tape recorder was switched on, hier is what conspired:

[Roving Reporter to URKOBOLD] Mr. Edweirdoo, how did you discover libertarianism? Did you arrive at a libertarian position from Bibertarianism? Nanny-stateism? Statism? Conservatarianism? Corporatarianism? or Liberaltarianism?

[EDWEIRDOoo] You unfunny Urkobold fuq. You and the rest of your lame cronies.

[RRtU] Indeed. What is your position on a pro-cyclical currency standard?

[E] Mess with the bull, and I'll get horny. I mean, you'll get the horns. I mean it, you squishy vomitous mass. Now fuq off.

[RRtU] What about the rumors of you and DUNDEROOO being a hot item?

[E] I'M NOT LISTENING.

[RRtU] Please, Mr. Edweirdooo, I fear for my taint, what with the taintoplasty, the extra taint bleach, and the Nehi Cola. What do you say about the rumors?

[E]


NOT LISTENING TO YOU. BLA BLA BLA. WUGGA WUGGA. SUR LE PONT D'AVINGNON...

[RRtU] Fine. Moving on. Even though Ron Paul may have supporters or positions with which you're uncomfortable, in the second-best games of politics, how do you see Ron Paul differentiating himself from the rest of the candidates, and is he positively, negatively, or indifferently differentiated for you?

[E] I'm not kidding. You're gonna get it. You and your lame-ass Urkobold unfunny jerk cronies. Sod off.

[RRtU] Interesting. How do you reconcile the libertarianism plank of "non aggression" with isolationism? How would you explain to Ron Paul's team how to define and separate those concepts?

[E] LEAVE ME ALONE. I'm NOT KIDDING. PISS OFF. I'm not joking. This is the last time I threaten to cancel my subscription, and I'm leaving. You're so lame and stupid, you Urkobold freaks. Open sored little puss maggots.

[RRtU] Thank you for your time. WOAH. What are you doin... PUT THAT AWAY. RIGHT. NOW. Oh my gawd. What the? woah!!!!! [runs off]


[E]



YEAH! WHO'S BOSS NOW??? OH YEAH! NOW YOU SHALL EXPERIENCE THE SHAFT OF GOLD! OOH. THAT'S NICE. UM. YES. OH!

[muttering and strange sounds ensue]

(photo credit and thanks to the Roving Reporter who braved this situation and escaped with only moderate psychological scars.)