I AM OFFENDED AT THEIR OFFENSE
It might be better said that Urkobold offends women. Except for the Weibskobold and Karen, I suppose.
I would never find the Urkobold offensive! That would be like, oh, being offended at, well, something. Where else can I get my weekly monkey fix? Besides, Weibskobold and I go to Starbucks in the afternoons and gossip about all the rest of you. And joe, unless he's been cranky that week. We still have lingering affection for him and John wanting to beat Nancy Grace, though.
ARRRGHH. Preview is my friend. That should be "beat up Nancy Grace."
Given the demographic of Nat Lampoon readers, if the tagline had been "buy this cover or we'll shoot this girl" it would have been their biggest selling copy ever.Assuming it wasn't anyway.
I am a woman, and offended by her shirt (mostly, that she hasn't taken it off)
ELLIE! SAY BOUNCY, BOUNCY WITH THE URKOBOLD!
I think Ellie would rather BOUNCY BOUNCY with the Weibskobold, but that's really NOMFB.Let me continue my new tradition of posting irrelevant crap - a Star Wars anti-smoking PSA. For the life of me, it sounds like there's someone toking off a bong at the beginning of it, but they only show R2 with a "cigarette".
I believe that the Urkobold, Ellie, and the Weibskobold are at an undisclosed location.As for the Star Wars PSA, let's just say I'd have featured the Emperor and Darth Vader. The Emperor would attribute his decaying appearance to smoking, and Lord Vader, of course, would say that he has been condemned to living in a breath mask because of smoking.
Ellie,Do not listen to the false URKOBOLD above, for the true URKOBOLD® would surely not fail at internets tags...
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