41. Preface all of my bills and all of my public speeches with the statement, "I have a cunning plan."
42. In all of my official correspondence, refer to the U.S. as the United States of Amërica. A strategically placed umlaut will make us look tougher.
43. My inauguration will include a farcical aquatic ceremony.
44. Refuse to pay our U.N. dues until the U.N. starts being nice to us.
45. Three words about my first Supreme Court appointment: Janice Rogers Brown.
46. Kick the District of Columbia out of the United States.
47. Make it clear to the head of FEMA that his sole purpose in life is to protect America from space alien invasion.
48. Recognize Taiwan and urge China to leave Tibet. When China makes nasty noises, I'll say, "What are you going to do, stop selling stuff to us? Yeah, right. Obey, or I'll go against my libertarian principles and embargo your ass. Don't make us start buying junk from India! We'll do it!"
49. Rattle the saber at Mexico if it doesn't stop burning agave crops and threatening our God-given right to cheap tequila.
50. Find the closest thing in our vast military and intelligence arsenal to the Batmobile and use it to drive around--no convoys, no drivers. Just me and Ben.