The following post contains images of a gruesome nature and is not suitable for people with weak stomachs or children under the age of 17, unless accompanied by a parent, in which case it would be OK for them to watch even porn if you let them.
First, and foremost, I would like to thank Mr. Steven Crane for the selfless sacrifice he made to The Urkobold&trade not so long ago. Without said taintal sacrifice, I might not have had the pleasure of keeping my taint intact after this weekend's cycling accident. The following pictures show the grisly result of my endo after trying to navigate a bicycle down a flight of stairs.
And, almost head / skull
(notice the scratches on the left side of the picture / right side of helmet)
Fortunately, I never ride without my helmet. Unfortunately, I didn't escape head injury altogether this weekend. The following day, while making repairs at a rental property, I managed to walk into a 2x6 that was sticking out of the back of the truck. It struck me square in the forehead, leaving a nasty little bruise.
And, best of all, Florida Blood Services called today asking for my blood. I told them they could find it on a sidewalk near the Museum of Art in Tampa...
Make sure you do your part! Sacrifice a body part today!