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Friday, June 22, 2007

we turn to religion in times of crisis...

...to remind us what is truly important in life.
Posted by dhex at 1:28 PM
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2 comments:

VikingMoose said...

:)

June 22, 2007 at 3:54 PM
Grotius said...

Yes, some do turn to religion in a time of crisis.

June 24, 2007 at 8:17 AM

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Contributors

  • Pro Libertate
  • Urkobold
  • Jonathan Kyle
  • jimmydageek
  • sage
  • highnumber
  • Mr. Steven Crane
  • VikingMoose
  • dhex
  • smacky
  • BakedPenguin

Endorsements for Urkobold™

  • "Can't a non-retatrded right winger like John or Pro Liberatre try to debate me instead of a homophobe on one hand and a guy with the IQ of a bag of bricks on the other?" - The Truth
  • Of all the Hit & Run Lite clones that have popped up and then fizzled, this one doesn't suck as bad. Oh, it sucks. Just not as bad. Almost as good as Jennifer's! It's fascinating how you and Jen and Sloop run the same stories that Reason runs, albeit much more amateurishly, and still expect anyone to care. Touching, really, like the autistic kid who's good at building model airplanes. - Anonymous
  • "I am going to come and burn the fucking blog down. . .but you will blow me first." - Mel Gibson
  • "one of Technorati’s top tier bloggers" - Jack Monson from eNR Services
  • "Urkobold™ is a decent joke, when used sparingly on websites other than reason.com. Well, ok, even then it still sort of sucks." - John-David
  • "Too much energy winds up getting devoted to personal tangents, inside/running jokes and idiotic crap like "Urkobold" and what have you, rather than to actual political debate." - Tom
  • "...Such unquestionable trolls could well be described as the turds in the punchbowl if only turds deliberately decided to be turds and then dive into punchbowls." - D.A. Ridgely
  • "I never thought it possible, but URKOBOLD's comments about cleavage actually raised the tone of the debate." - Abdul
  • "As is so typical the Urkobold™ gets incisively to the heart of the matter while you other hacks thrash and flail in your own sea of unchained metaphors." - Matthew
  • "Urkobold [is] a widely-read libertarian culture site. . . ." - Eric Dondero
  • "I find URKOBOLD™ very funny. And I'm not just saying that because I fear further taint-withering." - Jake Boone
  • "For the first time, God has competition." - Pat Mooney (ETC Group) as interpreted by Anonymo the Anonymous
  • This is really a damned lovely f**king blog. I must visit more often. - Stevo Darkly
  • That would be great. They'd have to wear small logo patches on their suits, like tennis players. Press conferences would have the corporate logo on the podium. "The Hooked on Phonics Education Secretary would like to announce..." "This DEA briefing is being brought to you by Coors, the official beer of the DEA." - Baked Penguin
  • "And btw, "kooks love kooks" also explains the Urkobold website. Unfunny c**t boils" - Edwierdo
  • "I don't play games. Keep fucking with me and you and the rest of the Urkobolds will find that out." - Edward
  • "Fuck with bull, and you WILL get the horns. Fools." - Edweird
  • "I'll bet Ron Paul is opposed to cloning monkeys or at least to gays adopting cloned monkeys." - Edweird
  • "Merry Fucking Xmas, Douchebags" - Edweirdoo
  • "Keep pushing me, Urkobolds. If you want a war I'll give you one. Don't think for one second I'm joking either." - Edward
  • "...you ass monkeys" - Edweirdooo
  • "Hey Urkobolds, how about keeping your schtick confined to your own unfunny, racist [!?] website and keep it off of here. Thank you." - Edward
  • "Keep fucking with me, Urkobolds. I dare you." - Edward
  • "Keep playing with fire, boys. Keep playing with fire" - Edweirdo
  • "I hate all of you. I really do." - Edward
  • "And fuck you, Urkobolds. Keep fucking with me and I'll crash your pathetic little website." - Edward
  • "Wow, here come the oh-so-wacky "Urkobold" douchebags chiming in. Try being funny for once. I'm done with you fools." - Edward
  • "Fuck you and the rest of your wacky "Urkobold" cronies, PL. In fact, fuck this entire lunatic blog and everyone on it. I'm done with it." - Edward
  • Thankyou for you civility Urkobold [sic] - Gabe Harris
  • Be the troll that you want to see in the world. - Mohandas K. Gandhi
  • The Urkobold is like a brother to me. He may merely bow before Zod--the highest honor I can bestow. - General Zod
  • "Oddly enough, I haven't been in any cycling accidents since I 'found' URKOBOLD®. And I'm a daily commuter!" - jimmydageek
  • "I love this blog." - Smacky
  • "DEMAND KURV!!!" - Matt Damon

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Profiles

  • Taktix®: - Details are still coming in, but it appears that he signed on recently merely for the opportunity to "really stick it to the Urkobold."
  • BakedPenguin - Said to be even tastier than barbecued puffin, he has been spotted plotting against the Urkobold, real name: Cornjob Crapulent Purpleknob, but you can call him "Corny"
  • Viking Moose - The Ruminator, the Angry Economist, his plot to destroy the Urkobold has just taken shape
  • Urkobold - The Troller of Trolls, the Über Troll, the Prime Troller Untrolled, the Lover of Weibskobold, the Reason We Are
  • Sage - Resident Straight Man (that term is understood to be relative), he is the progenitor of Haiku Day, a much respected man, he tries to stab the Urkobold in the back on any occasion
  • Pro Libertate - The Guzzler, Gator, God, Discoverer of the Urkobold, he is the unabashed geek-lover of Mrs. Libertate, Judas to our savior Urkobold
  • Koko, the Signing Gorilla - Fine Animal Person Gorilla
  • Jimmy Da Geek - The Art Director, he is the safe cycling expert, obsessed with taints, his attempts to poison the Urkobold have all failed
  • Mr Steven Crane - The Dark Horse, the bearer of Nehi Cola and Formula 409. sometimes known as the Fairy Defense Force, surely the most likely to betray the Urkobold
  • highnumber - The Founder, he is a handsome devil, loves accents of all sorts except Californian, is a proven replicant, and is an accused Betrayer of Monkey Tuesday, the last one the Urkobold suspects, therefore probably the one to fear most
  • Nick M. - The Continuity Director, he determines what Urkobold lore is canon and what apocryphal, he probably doesn't belong on the sidebar
  • smacky - Filling the gender gap at Urkobold™. Trails Koko, the Signing Gorilla in a recent attractiveness poll by only a small margin of votes
  • dhex - The Wild Card, Arbiter of Taste, AKA Acid Damage McGee, some suspect that he is also the Technoviking, not trusted by the Urkobold due to his shifting loyalties

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Sobchak's Syndrome

Affliction affecting many libertarians: They're not wrong. They're just assholes. Possibly fatal to the movement.

NWS?

all but like two or three of these blogs totally suck

  • Voros McCracken
  • ab ovo usque ad mala
  • Antiwar.com
  • Center For Advanced Sarcasm
  • D.A. Ridgely
  • General Zod for President
  • THROATPUNCH
  • Heaps of Sand
  • Hit & Run
  • Islamolibertarianism
  • Libertarian Humanism
  • Marginal Revolution
  • NetRightNation
  • Oprah
  • Patent Blurbs
  • Penn Radio Archive
  • Penn Says
  • The Perpetual Three-Dot Column
  • The Plenum
  • The Wine Commonsewer
  • Unqualified Offerings
  • Virtual Toad

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Profess your love to her with this classic thong from Urkobold. Let her know that Urkobold approves of her stuff, and Urkobold usually doesn't approve of anything!
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- "Approved" on rear

Marge Simpson's Rule of Natural Law

"I didn't say you couldn't. I said you shouldn't."

Mr. Steven Crane's Nota Bene Salad

  • Alas, A Blog
  • Baseball Analysts
  • Bike Snob NYC
  • Bitch, PhD
  • Crooked Timber
  • Obsidian Wings
  • Orcinus
  • Pandagon
  • Punk-Ass Blog
  • Unfogged

Donations Sought

New, unused socks & underwear
Bicycles

What is Pro Libertate's middle name?

Disclaimer

A repudiation or denial of responsibility or connection.

Not-So-Recent Insults by the Urkobold

NICK M.,

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