"Our operative, Dr. Eudora Nesbitt Fletcher, has infiltrated the lab of an evil physicist," began the quaking spokesperson for the URKOBOLD before choking on canned fried haggis fritter crumbs.
After several minutes of corrective behavior actions by another minion of the URKOBOLD, which included several taint punches, a Chuck Norris karate stance, and some activities involving corn starch, margarine, a nail file, a picture of Richard Nixon, and the Noam Chomsky Blow Up doll, the spokesperson was able to continue. Decorum forbids any more details of the corrective activities. Needless to say, they were wise and just and delivered in the beautiful idiom of the URKOBOLD. A sight to behold!
"Our operative, Dr. Eudora Nesbitt Fletcher, has infiltrated the lab of a physicist," tried the trembling spokesperson again, this time omitting the redundant word, "evil". "There she will be able to monitor their behaviors and test their resolve."
While the evil Doktor [Name Removed] denied these activities, URKOBOLD's press service did release the following picture of Dr. Fletcher.
"As you can plainly see, the physicist cannot deny anything. Dr. Fletcher has successfully thwarted their plans."
Dr. Fletcher was unavailable for comment. URKOBOLD expects to be able to muscle into the physicists' territory, thereby expanding the empire and generating extraordinary profits.
URKOBOLD will invest the profits in projects that will, "increase URKOBOLD's ability to accumulate and hoard economic profits," gasped the angst-ridden spokesperson before passing out.
Analysts predict this will solidify URKOBOLDIAN positions in upcoming ventures.
(photo credit)
2 comments:
That kitten is just the cutest thing. Has Urkobold started research into World Domination Through Cuteness?
Cute is just a distraction.
Recall this, hier, where the pure genius evil of teh KITTEH is revealed!
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