Friday, June 1, 2007

This Just in: the Floridians

The Roving Reporter, responding to an anonymous tip from Mr. Steven Crane, flew down to Florida to check on the Florida URKOBOLDIANS.

He returned with this shocking footage. Note the invaders from the panhandle.



The roving reporter has been unable to reach any of the Floridians for comment. He did, however, get his leather-bound copy of Heather Has Two Mommies (the version with the sweaty pillow fight scene on page 69) autographed. By himself.





(credit the artist)

3 comments:

Pro Libertate said...

That can't be Florida. Ever try wearing layers of fur down here? Can't be done.

VikingMoose said...

Evolution. Plus this was before the flesh-eating military-industrial complex supporting males ruined the environment with global warming.

In what appears to be a board meeting, you see the beginnings of this trend. Then they got attacked by those from the panhandle.

jimmydageek said...

Hey! I remember that! It was ProLib's wedding!! Good times...