Today, Urkobold's vast army of investigators witnessed this appalling scene at an Alamo rent a car México in Guadalajara. Not only are Mexican farmers destroying agave crops, thus artificially reducing the tequila supply, our teams have uncovered a terrible truth--the Mexican government is also shipping giant bottles of tequila to its citizens in order to hoard this vital resource.
Sources high in the Bush administration refuse to rule out the possibility of military action, up to and including a full-scale invasion of Mexico. Vice President Cheney, although refusing to comment specifically on the Mexican stand-off, stated that the government has reason to believe that Mexico is producing Bottles of Mass Consumption (BMCs) at an alarming and threatening rate.
Never forget what you saw here today. Remember the Alamo!