For those that doubt that ethanol is the greatest evil foisted on mankind by Big Corn, doubt no more. According to Reuters, "Mexican farmers are setting ablaze fields of blue agave, the cactus-like plant used to make the fiery spirit tequila, and resowing the land with corn as soaring U.S. ethanol demand pushes up prices." This will lead to worldwide tequila shortages and dramatic price increases in tequila and other agave products.
Stop the agave atrocities! Save highnumber! Oh, the imbiberty!