Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Dune-Sanford and Son Mashup Continued -
The Litany Against Ugly

As taught to the young Fred Sanforides by his mother, a Been Grossedout witch:

I must not see ugly. Ugly is the taste-killer. Ugly is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face away from your ugly. I will permit it to pass over there and away from me. And when it has gone past I will turn a squinting eye to see its path. Where the ugly has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Gods below, you ugly.

7 comments:

VikingMoose said...

I like it!

Could you, however, give a primer/refresher on each?

Pro Libertate said...

Wikipedia has entries on both. Basically, both are about a man and his son, with one going into the galactic empire-ruling business, the other going into the junkyard business.

And here's the Litany Against Fear.

Awattskis, Pune, ghetto planet.

VikingMoose said...

Danke!

Stevo Darkly said...

Different TV show, but I believe it existed in the same universe as Sanford and Son

We're movin' on up
To Arrakis
Because the Emperor said to
That's what the fact is
Movin' on up
To Arrakis
But whoever controls the spice
Controls planets!

Rain don't fall in the desert
And Bene Gesserit can kill
But both are gonna train Paul Maud'Dib
To defy the Emperor's will
Now he's the leader of the Fremen
'Cause he's the Kwisatz Haderach
Fight the Harks and the Emp
With his mutant sister baby
There ain't nothing wrong with that!

We're movin' on up
To Arrakis
Because the Emperor said to
That's what the fact is
Movin' on up
To Arrakis
But whoever controls the spice
Controls pla-a-a-anets

Pro Libertate said...

Excellent, Stevo. Herbert owes a debt to 70s black sitcoms, without a doubt.

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dhex said...

trolls don't have souls, dude.

fer reals

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_Souls